Me and at least 20 of the finest men are off on our jollies to the landlocked city of Birmingham. The trip is in honour of our recently departed friend and colleague Charlie who very suddenly and sadly left us. We will travel as peasants by train the 100 miles or so from the relative comfort of Liverpool to the darkness of “The Black Country” it sounds awful but we will endeavour to succeed. Once at the city of smog our band of warriors will partake in an arduous pub crawl, both near and far from the train station. No doubt we will encounter all species of local and have to contend with their strange accents and dodgy attire whilst consuming copious amounts of their finest alcohol. A couple of late comers will attend on Saturday once they escape the evil clutches of their domestic abusers, they are true survivors! They know who they are! We will engage in many activities, axe throwing, skittles, midget tossing etc, all to honour our departed friend, Charlie. The tour of the big smoke will culminate on Sunday with a 6am breakfast in a dimly lit McDonald’s, the moans and groans of hungover men will be heard in dark corners of said establishment. From here the journey home will begin, weary men will lick their wounds and scan their phones for incriminating evidence before arriving home to their ever suspicious women.
Please give generously, Charlie deserves a good send off and the Bangor Brownies will surely appreciate it. This charity is close to my heart as my sisters mates cousin wanted to be one but her mum couldn’t afford the uniform so she never got the chance. Your donation could mean that your sisters mates cousin doesn’t miss out too!