I ran a Marahon this week!!! Me!! ME FFS!!!
I ran it with a Tin Man who was waiting for an oil-transplant on the NHS,
Also on the team was Dorothy from Kansas - she has trouble with tornadoes - too much pre-race cabbage.
The lion was lovely but really could have done with more courage
We were expecting the scarecrow to turn up but his lack of brain proved a problem. Thank you for stepping in so elegantly, Glinda, the Good Witch of the East.
The marathon's proceeds will go to Kayden Simpson and his family in Davyhulme. Kayden has cerebral palsy and the family has applied for funding from Riff Raff to contribute to upping his comfort in and around his home.
Any loose change will be gratefully received – I promise it will be painful!!!