Ladies and Gents to celebrate my 40th Birthday I have embarked on a previously unparalleled Self Harm & torture Program.
Mrs Joanne Tanswell and I run The Church Road Buena Vista Social Club and life is good but I do have to admit that my body has paid the price for the ongoing fun times that we are experiencing in relation to fine red wine and E-Cigarette consumption.
Challenge 1
Complete one of the toughest Triathlon courses in the country over the shocking Llanberis Mountain Pass.
The Snowdonia Slateman - May 22
1000 metre Lake Swim
51k bike
11k Trail Run
To help me achieve a less crap level of fitness and to do something for someone else. I would like sponsoring for this event to raise money for Alisa Malcolm Hutton - A very positive Super-mum Urmstonian who has had her life turned upside down by Motor Neuron Disease.
Challenge 2
Recently I woke up to a Facebook message informing me I had been selected to fight Greeny at the Riff Raff Boxing Event on Feb 13th - 'The Valentines Massacre'. After the initial shock of finding out he wanted to box my ears in I slowly came around to the idea of an epic tear up. Mrs T has been very supportive almost as if she wanted Martin to fill me in!! Since then Martin has rather disappointingly bottled it and I have somehow ended up facing a much bigger challenge -The gentle giant of a concussion dispenser known as Danny Francis (17st 6 - I'm just under 14st). Danny is a really nice fella but luckily for me he is an Investment Banker and I have no problem motivating myself to throw punches at anyone in that gang.
Please sponsor me celebrating my 40th in this ridiculous manner!
I would really appreciate that.
Many Thanks
Stephen Tanswell
(Former Banquetting Suite Light Heavyweight Champion of The Dancefloor)