Hello, I'm Councillor Leigh Coombs from Shortstown, and I'm the proud owner of a beard so luxurious, leafy, legendary, and lavish, it could easily be mistaken for a small, well-groomed forest creature that's taken up residence on my face. Yes, it's that impressive.
But here's the deal: The fantastic kids at BDCPS are in need of our support, and I'm putting my beard on the line for them. You heard right! This beard has seen me through thick and thin (and I'm not just talking about its texture), but now it's time for it to go... for a good cause.
So here's my pledge: If we can raise £70.00 in donations - that's £1 for each year of BDCPS's incredible journey of supporting children and young people with disabilities - I will shave off this magnificent mane of mine. Yes, I'll say goodbye to my beloved beard, turning my chin from 'forest chic' to 'smooth operator' in one fell swoop.
Why £70, you ask? Because it's BDCPS's 70th anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than by helping to fund their amazing work? Plus, let's be honest, it'll be quite the sight to see me sans beard – a rare event that's as elusive as spotting a unicorn in the wild.
So, let's do this! Donate to see me, Councillor Coombs, go from 'bearded wonder' to 'bald-faced fundraiser'. It's all in good fun, and every penny raised goes directly to supporting the incredible services BDCPS provides.
Together, we can make a difference, one whisker at a time. Let's make this fundraiser hilariously successful – for the kids, for BDCPS, and for the future sight of my undoubtedly chilly chin.