SWAN COFFIN DODGERS - Dodging the Box Since Ages Ago

We are slightly older than your average Lycra-clad Strava botherer.

We are the Swan Coffin Dodgers. A collective of international gentlemen, former SPORTING LEGENDS / confirmed BELLENDS, based at our elite training centre - The Swan, MK Village.

Our mission? Dodge that odd-shaped wooden box for as long as possible. As long as the bar is open.

Some of us were Support Crew on the early rides. Translation: we got lost, ate all the snacks, and were worse than crap but committed. Now we're daft enough to actually do it - cycling, walking, running, swimming, abseiling, wing-walking, parachuting... anything, as long as there's a celebratory pint at the end.

Yes, we moan about young people, the state of the nation, and potholes. Yes, we're miserable old gits. But we're full of life and mainly low-grade alcohol.

Why donate?

We do our bit for brilliant causes:

Willen Hospice, MNDA/4ED, CRY, plus smaller local groups across MK & North Bucks.

Part of #TENYEARSROFFING - £100k+ raised since Jan 2026.

So if you can spare the price of a pint, please chuck it in the pot. It keeps these charities going, and stops us having to do a sponsored car wash in budgie smugglers. Nobody wants that.

Pop in and see us at The Swan. We're the noisy table putting the world to rights.

Thanks a million.

The Dodgers

Oops, I just soiled myself.